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TOPIC: HUMOR CORNER

HUMOR CORNER 3 months 1 week ago #891

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lol, that's a good one, yeah I should prolly lay off the crack-pipe :P and btw, I love buffaloes buffalo :)
Last Edit: 3 months 3 days ago by poopy. Reason: another brain-fart ; (mis)spelling kept in place as could be useful for future English lesson :P
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HUMOR CORNER 3 months 1 week ago #892

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That's good poopy, I am glad (ys) to see you have a sense of humor after all,work it! But the word is Buffalo,not buffaloes.The plural is the same as the singular. jsyk (just so you know)
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HUMOR CORNER 3 months 1 week ago #894

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An environmentalist dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an environmentalist–you’re in the wrong place.” Thinking that heaven could never make an error, the environmentalist reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the environmentalist gets dissatisfied with the environment in hell and starts implementing eco-friendly improvements. After a while, global warming, air and water pollution are under control. The landscape is covered with grass and plants, the food is organic, and the people are happy. The environmentalist has become a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got clean air and water, the temperature is better and the food tastes better, and there’s no telling what this environmentalist is going to fix next.” God replies, “What??? You’ve got an environmentalist? That’s a mistake–he should never have gotten down there; send him up here.” Satan says, “No way. I like having an environmentalist on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”
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HUMOR CORNER 3 months 4 days ago #901

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The Pearly Gates, now that's humour :)
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HUMOR CORNER 3 months 1 day ago #907

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clashed; do you mean that heaven doesn;t need gates? I agree ,what kind of heaven would have gates and fences? Sounds more like a gulag than heaven!
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HUMOR CORNER 2 months 4 weeks ago #915

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Well BuffloD the only heaven I see throughout the entire universe is planet earth the only oasis is ours, now there may well be some place for spirits to go in the ever after but for me heaven and hell are right here on planet earth, earth's devils are strong with much power in fact way to much power but heaven is all around and free, hell has to be made by man. remove the gates and fences I say, this land is our land
it was made for you me and all our relations, idle no more.
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